*cackle*

A Poem about Garlic by me

madelinelime:

bundleoffuckingsunshine:

I use so much garlic

it’s great garlic

I love garlic

garlic

a haiku reaction:

i am so thrilled

for the warm summer breezes

and you are downwind

Aaaand my day is made. lawl.

Defiance

captaintish:

Can we please just get this show renewed already?  What is the holdup, syfy?

Because syfy doesn’t renew anything worth being called good science fiction. :(

vodka-on-the-roxy:

I’m casually scrolling through the bagginshield tag (my guilty pleasure) and I’m seeing all this fem!bilbo hate?? Explain please??

Basically people are freaking out and assuming that everyone who writes fem!Bilbo is homophobic (or saying Bilbo is “girl” and Thorin “manly”), dumb for always calling Bilbo “Bella” as a girl (which is weird, being the daughter of a lady named BELLAdonna). I really don’t get it, either.  (although let’s admit it, a cranky fem!Thorin and  super smooth male!Bilbo would be hilarious :D)

orangemavin:

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So I dream up a Thilbo AU with fem!Bilbo, so I drew Bilba (or whatever his name would be as a girl.) at the start of the journey, after she comes back to Bagg End and has her twins, and when his is Queen Consort Under the Mountain.
In this head cannon of mine Bilba leaves after the BoFA, still thinking she is “banished” and without Thorin’s love. On the way home she discovered she is with child, so once at Bagg End she has twin boys, Theoin and Thor. Trying to come to terms with all she has lost and gained from her travels, It take her 6 years to write a letter to Thorin telling him of his children’s birth. Thorin, believing his greatest treasure lost to him, buries his sorrow in the rebuilding of Erabor and for the next six years doesn’t smile, till one day he is handed a weather envelope from the kindly west.

Absolutely enchanted by this art! I’d love to see a fem!Thorin in such a style. It’s very soothing.

orangemavin:

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So I dream up a Thilbo AU with fem!Bilbo, so I drew Bilba (or whatever his name would be as a girl.) at the start of the journey, after she comes back to Bagg End and has her twins, and when his is Queen Consort Under the Mountain.

In this head cannon of mine Bilba leaves after the BoFA, still thinking she is “banished” and without Thorin’s love. On the way home she discovered she is with child, so once at Bagg End she has twin boys, Theoin and Thor. Trying to come to terms with all she has lost and gained from her travels, It take her 6 years to write a letter to Thorin telling him of his children’s birth. Thorin, believing his greatest treasure lost to him, buries his sorrow in the rebuilding of Erabor and for the next six years doesn’t smile, till one day he is handed a weather envelope from the kindly west.

Absolutely enchanted by this art! I’d love to see a fem!Thorin in such a style. It’s very soothing.

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.


This….is actually pretty cool…lol

madam-cj-says-relax:

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

Good. Night. I’m done.

This….is actually pretty cool…lol

antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

It’s like Six Degrees of Crying Leo

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hellyeahrihannafenty:

MISSING: Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days. She was last seen in the Lower East Side of New York City. She is 5 feet 10 inches tall and slim. If you see her please email FindAtaui@gmail.com. Thank you

Reblogging in case any of ya’ll livein the area.

sosungalittleclodofclay:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

The Brown family’s attorneys hosted a press conference Monday to discuss the latest preliminary autopsy findings for Michael Brown, alongside medical examiner Dr. Michael Baden and forensics pathologist assistant Prof. Shawn Parcells.

Baden and Parcells conducted the independent autopsy, and confirmed that six bullets entered Brown’s body, with one having entered “back to front,” and that there were no signs of struggle in Brown’s shooting death. Baden added he had told Brown’s mother her son did not suffer from the shots because there is “immediate loss of consciousness” following a bullet wound to the brain.

Pointing to the anatomical chart released with the autopsy report Sunday, Parcells outlined the trajectories of the six bullets. Two hit Brown’s head, with one at the top, and one that entered above the right eyebrow. The rest included one in the top of the right arm, one grazing the middle of the right arm, one entering the middle of the right arm, and one at the palm of the right hand.

Baden and Parcells focused on two shots in particular that correlated with witness accounts of the shooting. The first was the shot to that entered the top of Brown’s head near his hairline behind the exit wound by his right eye. Parcells said he and Baden believed the shot was fired from above, down onto Brown’s head, because the bullet appeared to have reentered into his right shoulder.

The other shot of note was the one in the middle of his right arm. “There was a witness statement that said [Brown] was walking away and he kind of jerks so that would have occurred when he was walking away, and then he turns around,” Parcells said, demonstrating Brown’s possible movements. ”It’s consistent with that.”

Baden added that the bullets were fired from at least one or two feet away, and that there was “no evidence of a struggle.” The only wounds apart from the bullet wounds were abrasions on Brown’s face, attributed to him falling down after the shots to his head. 

As for the sequence of events, Baden and Parcells noted that they could not piece together everything from the autopsy.

"We cannot speculate the exact order of gunshot wounds, forensically that’s impossible," Parcells said. "However, Dr. Baden and I feel because of the two gunshot wounds to the head indicating he was bending over, that those two shots were the last two to occur to him."

It verifies the worst that the family thinks happened—that he was executed.

The Brown family had requested the independent autopsy because “they could not trust what was going to be put into the reports in the tragic execution of their child,” Benjamin Crump, one of their attorneys, said. “It verifies the worst that the family thinks happened—that he was executed.”

"The Brown family wanted to have this autopsy performed on their behalf because they did not know whether the federal officials were going to conduct their own independent autopsy," he added. "And they did not want to be left having to rely on the autopsy done by the St. Louis law enforcement agencies, the same individuals they feel are responsible for executing their son in broad daylight."

Baden said they will review the results of the police autopsy as well, and that he expects the findings to be similar to his and Parcell’s.

"My impression, having done this 50 years or so, is they’re going to be very similar," he said.

Source: Shirley Li for The Wire.

imminentdeathsyndrome, look at the thing.

That’s right. Public execution. This should scare everyone.

radiorcrist:

It’s always Fem!Bilbo. There’s never much of Fem!Thorin. So I tried. Weehh 


I would love to see fem!thorin with Bilbo. It’d be so cute, Bilbo being all courtly and Thorin getting flustered.

radiorcrist:

It’s always Fem!Bilbo. There’s never much of Fem!Thorin. So I tried. Weehh 

I would love to see fem!thorin with Bilbo. It’d be so cute, Bilbo being all courtly and Thorin getting flustered.

Silent Hills

As in plural? Nope nope nope. Ilu Man but nope.

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