It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
I was hoping it wasn’t this.
I PRESSED PLAY AND MY BODY JUST STARTED DOING THE DANCE FROM SHEER MUSCLE MEMORY
I PLAYED 4 SECONDS OF THIS AND MY LITTLE SISTER STOPPED WHAT SHE WAS DOING AND STARTED DANCING, AS DID MY MOTHER THIS IS SOME VOODOO STUFF
I clicked the button thinking “Oh it isn’t-“ and then the first second played and I was just “Yup. It is,”
OH MY GOD MY YOUNGEST SISTER STARTED DANCING SHE WAS BORN IN 1997
Bonus points if you know more than the chorus.
when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang
When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer
I’ve never seen a post sympathize with a teacher
There is hope yet for this world
When you little whiners then proceed to not do the homework I just spent that extra time trying to remind you to do.
things that are nasty
- banana-flavored candy
- banana-flavored beverages
- banana-flavored foods
- fruit drinks with even a tiny piece of banana in them [I CAN TASTE THAT SHIT STILL!]